Just Another Shitty Story Read Count : 139

Category : Stories

Sub Category : Drama

The Story:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he felt. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy and not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. Basically, when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut.

Comments

  • I ate shit. I know..

    Dec 27, 2017

  • 😂

    Dec 28, 2017

  • outstanding

    Dec 28, 2017

  • ha ha ha

    Dec 28, 2017

  • Someone is in an interesting mood. I'm not sure how I should take this. Is everything going all right?

    Jun 20, 2018

  • Very true! That's why I don't say anything much of myself to the people that just come and go...its all a mess

    Jun 20, 2018

  • The ever optimistic giving hope and dashing it away at the end. Sounds more like me. I Do love how feces was the chance for hope.....Shit is false hope?..nice work as always

    Jun 21, 2018

  • Jun 21, 2018

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