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Brian Ross, a real news reporter with a real news source, ABC News, reported today that Weasel Mike Flynn told Robert Mueller that Trump directed him to make contact with the Russians during the campaign. The fat lady is about to take the stage. It is over now for Fake President. They shoot horses don't they? No, wait, wrong question. They hang traitors don't they? That's the right one. But hey, It's soon to be Christmas. And for Golden Friday, let's give Fake President a special offer, good for today only. Resign by 11:59 PM today and we will let you keep your women and golf clubs. Otherwise, it's prison time for you and Jared and Jr. Sad but totally aporopriate. Just watch who you come onto like a bitch and what you grab in the prison showers. Merry Christmas, Shithead!