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"I'd call you an asshole but sphincters are useful."

"I'd call you a shit but that can be used as manure."

"How can you tell which is which when you think with it?"

"I'd call you a douche but I'd actually let that near my vagina."

"I'd tell you kiss my ass but I wouldn't let you near it."

"I'd call you an asswipe but I'd actually let that near my butt."