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The last time we were together,  you said  I'll be right back, see you later. That was 31 years ago. Guess they ran out of milk at all the damn grocery stores. Guess they killed all the cows here too. I'm sure you are still out looking for something to feed me. If you wanted me to stop crying so loud all you had to do was let me eat your potato chips. Well dad, you can come back now. I eat much less and I don't even like milk anymore. We have lots of catching up to do! I was fairly smart in school, even got my Master's degree. You'd be somewhat proud. I experienced a few bumps along the way. Every guy I've dated has heard about you but don't worry, you have not missed your chance to walk me down the aisle. I'll even let you beat up all my ex boyfriends and a few losers who mistreated me too. If it makes any difference, I'm not holding any grudges towards you or blaming my past drug use and promiscuity on not having you around. I fully own all of my shit and just want you to carry me around like your little princess again. Well maybe not so little, I was always a chubby kid and I'm still working to lose this baby fat. You'll recognize me because I look just like you, so I've been told. I wish I had a photo or something to go off of but anywho, just try to hurry back from the store. Miss you.