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So check this out.. This is the kind of chaos that I go through almost daily.
Yesterday, as I'm the only one home with my 3 littles since they aren't in school yet; I'm taking care of my ham man, the 3 month old; changing his diaper, getting him dressed, all that good stuff.. I got that horrible "i gotta pee now" rush, so, I put my ham man down and I hurry myself to the bathroom in fear I may pee myself, and to my surprise, I find the toilet finger painted.. Now mind you, I feel like my bladder is about to give up and relieve itself whether or not I'm ready, so I squat over the toilet, making sure i dont sit on this wonderful art one of my girls had left for me, I do my business, and look back at the toilet and realize, it isn't pain... It was literally one of the girls' SHIT! So, of course as an angry mom would do, i filled the toilet up of bleach water and asked the girls "which one of you finger painted my toilet with your poop!?" Of course, i get their typical answer of, "I don't know, it was not me momma". As all of this is happening, hammy is crying cuz he is ready for his bottle and wants his mommy to finish taking care of his needs, so i left the toilet full of bleach water letting it soak as i finish taking care of my little love. 
As I'm finishing up with ham man, the hubby walks in the door, so he is looking to relax a little bit before he gets ready to actually go to work, right!? Well I'm one that forgets A LOT and gets sidetracked very easily as I have 5 other people that depend on me, and a dog! So that's a lot for a 1 woman team.
So I'm getting the kids to their room to play so the hubby and I can medicate and relax a quick second and i can get dinner going, before I get back to my housework. Well I get motivated to clean some more, the hubby goes to take a shower and to his surprise, he finds the shit painted toilet, that i should of had cleaned already, but had been so busy and got sidetracked I had forgotten what condition I left the toilet in to take care of the kids and him...
So he is freaking out as he just wants to do what he needs to get ready for work and now he sees what one of his lovely daughters did to the toilet.. He is freaking out, "who the hell covered the toilet in shit! What the fuck!?" So i hurry up and clean it up, and as I'm cleaning it up, bug comes up "I made that mess"... 
I looked at her with rage in my face because now "i dont know, it wasn't me", finally comes out and fessed up of my wonderfully shit covered toilet, that i was Now scrubbing. Then, the little turd, looked at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says "you love me right momma".. So now I can't be very mad because she used her charm against my heart! 
....this is the kinda things that just drive you nuts but can't help to laugh in the end.