Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Fantasy

In the world of Mortal Kombat their are 6 realms in which only 3 are important: earthrelm outworld and netherealm all 6 made by the elder gods the emperor's of each realms are..... for outworld it is shao kahn he's a dick for netherealm it is quan chi also a dick and for earthrelm we have raiden he's an elder gods and he controls lightning he can do cool shit so the elder gods made a tournament so that the realms could defend themselves even though that will just make realms want to take each other over but who cares because BLOOD DEATH MURDER!!!! So shao kahn decides to make a dick move and try to take over edenia in which he succeeds to in the process he takes sindel the queen of edenia as his wife and her daughter katana as his child and BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOBS anyway sindel committed suicide and shao is all like"well shit mate she's dead I kinda don't give a danm tho I wanna kill more shit earthrelm it is"so he started a tournament with earthrelm he taught some dude who looked like the drunk hobo down your street black magic named shang tsung to be the final boss in the shit then people died and shit kung lao one of the bitches of raiden defeated him then drunk hobo being the dick that he it's used that spare change to hire a big giant 4 armed dude to defeat lao guess what yeah he defeated lao in fact he killed the cheeky little bastard shao kahn tries to take over A SECOND MOTHER FUCKING TIME now there's this ninja dude named scorpion who's clan was taken over by sub zero he is ALSO A NINJA danm we got it all humans demons robots hobos sickness ninjas mutated dude with four arms who's on steroids and awesome fighter dude lu kang defeats goro the dude with 2 arms and shang tsung his island blows up and Sonya a hot mili babe and kano a crazy psycho bitch Sonya's enemy go missing after that shang tsung returns to outworld shao kang nearly kills the hobo but hobo says "retard you know we can have A SECOND TOURNAMENT!?!"Jax Sonya's friend asks johny cage an asshole cocky actor who has the hots for Sonya were she is he says no Jax doesn't believe him and they fight but then he gets a distress signal from Sonya blade so they pick Sonya up and lu kang saves the day again danm this plot is so not repetitive shao kang resurrects sindel so she can use powers and shit to go to other realms he invades earthrelm and a bunch of people die wich means how Gore galore johny is killed and raiden like"well shizzz let's get em back up to defeat shao kahn oh never mind lu already did it katana kills her clone who needs to go to the dentist and confronts her mom sindel but the retard sindel forgot about edenia so katana reminded her and she said "shit mate your right"and takes back edenia a dude named shinnok was a elder God who decided to be an asshole and trade on the gods about 10 years back he was killed he was now resurrected and wanted edina wich he previously owned before sindel back with him alongside quan chi they resurrected dead people turning them into demons he sindel was captured but katana GTFO and told less cooler Thor guess what? Lu defeats shinnok I'm seeing a pattern here aren't you scorpion finds out it was quan chi who killed his family and KILLS him turns out that quan chi and hobo form the deadly alliance they try to bring back onaga the ruler before shao kahn however they would have to kill shao kahn and lu kang finally lu can't FUCKING win any more they FUCKING RIP SHAO KAHNS HEAD OFF AND SNAP LU'S NECK hobo takes lu's soul and goro is killed not by them though no one knows who BUT goro was saved by shao kahn because a stunt double was ACTUALLY killed katana is sad because the twat lu kang is dead part 2 coming out next week