Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

I'm church! I am a cat! I am grey - I think... any way - * sees squirrel * OMG squirrel!!!!! *chases it* * the squirrel climbs up a tree and I chase it up the tree and gets stuck* uh... help?? * the humans pet dog barks up the tree saying * " Church, church, what you doing?!" He barks. You are annoying... * he barks and leaves* YOU WERE NO HELP!!!! 

An hour later
Wow...I'm so hungry...I'm starving...why have my human not found me yet?! Also my squirrel ran away from me!! Grr!! I'm so so hungry! 

At night time
* human walks outside shaking cat food bag * ohhh!!!Food!!! Human up here!! " Church?! Church! Blah blah!!" I can't understand these humans language.... " Church, food!" * human shakes bag* *flops down* wait...I could do that when ever I wanted to?! I hate this Cat body!!!! * runs to human and it picks me up and carries me inside* *eats* This....Is....So....Much...Like..Life!!! *Munch Munch*