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ALLLRRIIGGHHTT!!  WELCOME  BACK!!
 OUR NEXT QUESTIONAIRE  IS AN EX DRUG DEALER,WHO'S  NOW  A SMOKER OF HIS OWN PRODUCT!
PLEASE  WELCOME  SWEETY!

jai*hey sweety  hi ya doin? can you put that blunt out?


sweety  *  im cuu !  naw!  puffs  joint  *  blows  smoke  *  

jai*coughing*  ok  its cool    how old are ya  dude?

sweety  *   FIFTY  PUFFS   JOINT *blows  smoke*

jai* ok ok   what got you into drug?


sweety *  I waz  boun  into  it man!   puffs  joint  *  blows  smoke  *     my momz was a crack head  n dad  was  her dealer. dey both   had  me. puffs   joint * blows  smoke  *   i been  diz way evaa since i waz little  main

jai* right  ok ok  sad tho......but cough  cough*  tell us...you become  a smoker  instead  of  a dealer....why?

sweety  *  DAT A'INT  NONE A YO DANG  BUSINESS!!!   but... .....puffs  joint* blows  smoke  *  imma tell ya. 
i waz cruising down the street Smokin Indo
flippin da switches  jockn da trollz  went to da park  ta get da scoop...nuckle heads out  dere  Cole shootin  da loopz!

jai* huh ???  im  sorry    whaaa ? ?  could ypu explain that in english?

sweety* puff  puff  *  blows  smoke  *    yeaa!   i got JACKED BY DA PEOPLE . .WHO I WAZ SELLIN TO....DA CRACK HEADS JUMPED ME!!  TOOK ALL MY PRODUCT!!  THE  CRACKHEADS  MADE A COME UP ON ALL DOPE DEALERS  BACK IN 1990'S!  I WAZ ONE OF EM...I LOST ALL MY FUNDS!!  MADE ME  HOMELESS  MAIN!

jai* ooohh  now i see....wow! thatd a bad turn over

sweety *puff  puff  puff  *  blows  smoke  in  jai's  face  *    negga!  YOU DONT  KNOW  SPIT!!!
DAT ALL I LIVED FAA!  NAOW  IM BROKE  DAN  A JOKE!  (AUDEINCE  LAUGHING  LOUDLY) AYE YO  WHATCHA  LAUGHING  FO....HUH!!

jai* well  sweety   cough  cough*  maybe...we can  help you  change yo life  we have counselors on the spot in our show right now in the backstage room who would like to talk with you concerning changing your life they can help you get in the right place if you would be willing to submit to council here we can start you over in a good way but you have to make a right decision to give up drugs are you willing to do that sweetie?

sweety*puff  puff  puff  *  blows  smoke  in  jai's  face yeah man whatever let's do this I'm tired of being homeless I'm tired of being on drugs I'm tired of smoking dope.

jai* alright please exit the stage 2 the left there and someone will take care of you okay!

LETS GIVE A ROUND  OF  APPLAUSE  FOR  SWEETY!!  (AUDEINCE  APPLAUSES  LOUDLY)


ALLLRRIIGGHHTT!!   WE'RE  GOING  FOR A COMMERCIAL  BREAK...BUT  DONTCHU  GO AWAY!!  WE WILL  BE  RIIIGGHHTTTT  BACK... AFTER  THESE MESSAGES!!
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