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jai  *  AFTER OUR LAST QUESTIONAIRES  MR MRS SMOO...WE TOLD YOU OF OUR NEXT,GUEST WOULD BE...A CERTAIN WOMAN.
SHE CLAIMS AFTER BEING HOMELESS   SHE STARTED TO SEE...INVISIBLE  PEOPLE!!!
NOT ONLY THAT....BUT THEY TALK TO HER,AND SHE ,SPEAKS  TO THEM!
PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME ..PSYCHO MOM!!
(AUDEINCE APPLAUSES  LOUDLY)


jai* hello. maam!

p.m.*  HI.   ( speaks scarily)

jai*  is....something . ......wrong ma'am ? are you  ok?


p.m.*  she's  fidgeting*  UHHH!!  HE WANTS  TO  TALK TO YOU!

jai*  who. maam?      (looks concerned)


p.m.*  DA. MAN!


jai*im sorry. ma'am . ...what  man?


p.m.*  DA MAN  WIT. DA. BLACK AND  RED. SOOT!!  HE'S   BEHIND. YOU!!  HE. SAY!!  HE. WANTS. TO. TA
TO. TALK TO YOUUUUUU!!

JAI*  UH. MA'AM !  theres no one else here or behind me!  we'd  like to ask you questions  if thats ok?

p.m. NOOOO!!!  NOOO!!......YES. YESS?!  WHAT??  WHAT??  DONT TALK TO ME LIKE DAT!!!  DONT. DO. IT!! HUH???  SAY. WHAT??

JAI*  (looks. disturbed)

p.m*.  HE. SAAAIID. HE. NOOOO. WANNA. TALK. TOOOOO YOUUUU!!! NOW!!  GO!!  GO!!  STUUUPPIIID!! 
JAI*  UHHH.....OOOKAAA! moving right along here...uh...is it ok to call you. psycho mom?


p.m. *NOOOOOO!!!NOOOO!!
maddie!  say. maddie

jai*ok. maddie it is...
tell us maddie ...you  see invisible  people.....what do they  say to you?

maddie* THEY. TELL ME......DINGS!!!  DEY. SAY...YOU WILL. BE. RAPED!!

JAI*  SAAII. WHHHAAATTTT!!!    hahaha. no. maddie. i cant  be raped .  (audience  laughs)


maddie*  YOUUU. FOOOLLL!!  DEY. TELL. ME DIZ!!  YOUUU. BETTA!!  BELIEVE  MEEEEE!!!

JAI*  okaaaaa. yeah....riigghhttt!!  uh. maddie. how did you become  homeless? 


maddie* CAAAA. ACCIDENT!!

jai* ca...car. accident!  oh. oh. ..im sorry   to hear that.   must of been a. tragic one?

maddie* YAZZ. ME. LOZE. MY. MINE!!  IT. TOOK PART OF MY BRAIN!!  MADE    MEEEE. LOOPIEEEE! AHH. HEH HEH HEH!   (
AUDIENCE  LAUGHING!)

jai* (snicker)  okaaa. tell us....how. old. ate you maddie?

maddie*FOOOTEEE. SIIIXX

jai*  46...ok. sooo. you have children . .is that why your called. psycho  mom?


maddie*  NOO. NOO NOOO!!

jai*  then.....why. maddie?

maddie*  COOZZ. I. HAVE. KIDZZZ. YOU. SEEE. DEEM?

jai*  uhhh. no. maddie . ..whe.  where  are they?

maddie*  LOOOKK. DEY. DERE!!  ALLZZ. MY. KIDZZ.   JOEZ. ...MEE. MEE.  AMYZ. ..and. da man. in. black red. soot

jai*okaaa. maddie. if you say sooo 
uh..one last question . .how long has it been since homeless?

maddie*let. meezz. seeezz. ummm. VHAT???  VHAT. CHUU. SAAII??  OHH OH OH !!  YAA. YAA. HEHEHEE. KIDZZ. SAII. SEEVVUUNN. YEAZZ
 
jai* wow seven. ah. ok. well. it was great having you here maddie. we hope...you. ANNDD. YOUR CHILDREN   DO WELL.!  HA HAH HA!  (AUDIENCE  APPLAUSE) please step to the backstage there.....and pick up your  special  prize gifts.   okkaa

allrrighht!!  NEXT. UP   A HOMELESS  EX. DOPE  DEALER. WHO WENT BAD,AFTER  SMOKING HIS OWN PRODUCT!    RIIIGGHHTTTT  AFTER  THESE. MESSAGES!!  ( AUDIENCE  APPLAUSE  LOUDLY)      fades out........


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