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JAI*  WELCOME  BACK  TO  STRAIGHT  TALK  RADIO!!  WHERE  WE ARE QUESTIONAIRE HOMELESS CONTESTANTS THIS SEGMENT! WE'VE  MEET TO OF OUR QUESTIONAIRES...NOW  LETS MEET OUR THIRD PAIR!...
these two are married! they lived in the bronx of nyc. he's a good husband  to her,and  she's  a winning wife 
PLEEEAASSEEE !! HELP ME WELCOME  MR. AND  MRS.SMOO!
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jai* hello mr & mrs smoo how are you both?

smoo* ello jai.  hiee. jai we do  fine  

jai* yes yes. well tell our audience . ...how long you two  been  
married?

smoo* et been 50yrs naow /mrs smoo. yez 50t yearz


jai*   wow! 50yrs. and. how long homeless?

smoo*  only 5 /mrs smoo* yez 5


jai*   how did you  become  homeless?

mr smoo* well.....we botj waz bakers. yah...and business  wuz gud at da time....ya see.  bot. we managed  bad budget./mrs smoo*  yaaaa. we tuuk out loanz. fa our  business   to build bigaa. bakery and..could not pay back loan!/ mr smoo* ya..we had to go  file bankruptcy!  but. we was too late...the bank put lean on house,car and business bakery! we lose everything 

jai* wow ! tragic!   but you two are cuddling right   now...arent you sad or upset at yourselves? arent you  unhappy ?

mrs smoo*  NA!!  NA!  NA!   as long as we  have each other that is more than things!  love  is important ! we have each others love./ mr smoo* yaa. and she gives good old fashioned  love     hahahaha.   (audience  laughs)  love  is what. you make it...and how you deal with things  together . we no have  house   or land or automobile . .bot.  we got one another thaz how  we look at life.

jai*wow! fabulous   fabulous   ok mr & mrs smoo we thank  you  for answering  our  questions . ...please step to the back stage. we wil br seeing  you later thru the show.
LETS GIVE A NICE ROUND OF APPLAUSE  FOR OUR QUESTIONAIRES!!  (AUDIENCE  APPLAUSE  LOUDLY &WHISTLES )

jai* NEXT  UP...WE'LL TALK AND  ASK QUESTIONS TO A HOMELESS PSYCHOTIC WOMAN . .WHO SAYS. SHE SEES. INVISIBLE PEOPLE    NEAR HER ........AND. THEY SPEAK AND SHE..... TALKS BACK TO......THEM!!..........NEXT!!!!...ON.  STRAIGHT  TALK  RADIO!!!  
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