Category : Scripts

Sub Category : Plays

JAI*  NOW WELCOME  A LADY WHOS  BEEN IN THE STREETS  IN DRUGS AND PROSTITUTION! SHE  WENT HOMELESS,AFTER LOSING ALL SHE HAD! PLEEEAASSEEE  WELCOME  TAMMY! (AUDIENCE  CLAPS  LOUDLY) 

jai*tammy!  we dont allow smoking here!

tammy* puff puff* blows smoke in jai's face*  so!


jai* um...okaaaa  well  tammy tell us..how old are you ?

tammy*why you wanna know?  you wan some  of diz baby?

jai*  uh..no  maam! your  on a talk show  and you agreed to answer our  quest....

tammy* WHO AGREE???  I AINT AGREE TA NUTHIN!!  (puffs ..and blows smoke in jai's  face )

jai* ma'am  you did...you signed  a contract stating you would agree and answer  questions!

tammy* LOOK HEYAA!!  YOU BLACK MUTHA    BEEP!!    I  DIDNT  AGREE  TA  BEEEP!!
SO YOU BETTA GETCHA LIES STRAIGHT!!( puffs  and  blows  smoke )

jai* ok  ok okkaa  miss tammy  if you don't  agree   thats alright  it no problem . ...we'll  just send you off the show..outta the hotel we paying  for you too..and you can catch a cab back.. thank y....

tammy*WHAT DA BEEEP!!  YOU TAKE ME FOR??  HUH?? 

  jai* now  now  ma'am . .please   no  violence ! please   calm down,..

tammy* NIGGA !!  BEEEP!! YOU!! I'LL   CUT CHO MUTHA  BEEEEEP!!  YO SILLY  BEEEP!!

jai*  could someone  call security  please...i feel threatened! please    CALL SECURITY!!  

tammy* AWE   NAAWW  YOU  SON  OF A  BEEEP!!!   COME MERE..WIT  CHO  FIIINNNEE   BEEEP!!  COME MERE!!  I'LL   SUCK  YO  BEEEEP!! BABY! (tammy chases jai around the set!)
here baby  I'll  bend over for you...i aint  got on no panties baby . (she bends over   and shows her oldmaid between her legs)  (THE  AUDIENCE IS  DISCUSTED) EWWW!,,YUUCCKK!! SOME... VOMIT!!

(security  comes in and removes her off stage!)
she fights kicks and screams and uses profanity!


jai*  ALL RIGHT  FOLKS!  WERE  SORRY FOR THAT!  BUT...LETS TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK....AND WELL BE RIGHT  BACK .....AFTER  THESE  MESSAGES!   WITH OUR NEXT  QUESTIONAIRE!   (AUDIENCE  CLAPS  LOUDLY)!