Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

1. Boil water
2. Read the box's instructions
3. Pour noodles into water
4. Throw box away
5. Play with cat
6. Sit and stare at wall
7. Play on phone
8. Yell obnoxiously at brother
9. Turn off smoke detector (why is this going off?)
10. Remember you are cooking
11. Turn down heat and try to fix mistake by smashing noodle rock with a spoon
12. Realize there is no fix, but strain noodle rock anyways
13. What did the box say? Cheese powder, shortening, egg nog? 
14. Serve Mac rock and egg nog to unsuspecting victims
15. Run to garbage and dump ruined dinner while family fights for a bucket to puke in
16. Ask Knight Britney to order pizza

Moral: Never let your squire cook dinner.