Category : Books-Fiction

Sub Category : Comedy

Once upon a time there was a happy peice of cheese. He was happy because he was chosen to sit upon the finest pizza in the wonderful land of Domino's. He knew that his fate was to someday be eaten, whether by a human, dog, or cat, but it did not displease him. Unfortunately, the peice of cheese had one major fear: being eaten by cockroaches! But as long as this never happened, the peice of cheese remained happy. One day, the pizza on which this cheese sat was moved to a small trailer in the middle of the woods where it would finally carry out its destiny by being ingested by a small child. But before the cheese could fulfill his destiny, the child placed to pizza in a refrigerator. The next day, the peice of pizza was reheated in a microwave where the cheese sadly fell from his perch upon it. He sat in the microwave for weeks, cooking until he was three times his original size and his worst fear was realized. Cockroaches had discovered him and slowly ate the poor peice of cheese. Eventually, he was removed from the microwave, an ugly, hard lump of cockroach eaten cheese, and was temporarily relieved that his horrifying ordeal was finally over. But little did he know he would be washed from the plate he was stuck on and left in the sink for even more weeks! Cockroaches found him once again and the poor peice of cheese, unable to help himself, began to cry out in the sink. Then, suddenly the brave Knight Britney rescued the cheese from his horrible nightmare and released him into the land of lost souls known as "Le Trash Can."

Moral: Clean your cheese from the microwave because he may have a fear of cockroaches.